Love Letters

 

A Letter From Daughter To Her Father

 

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad".. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know
when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos,
and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy
together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days
is it? ), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way
of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

 

At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS:

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!
Your loving daughter,
Rosie

A Letter From A Flirting Guy In Question Answer

 

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. Often happens in life
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire.

For Options

(a)10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

 

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really … am I doing it?

 

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

 

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

 

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you
hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

 

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you
and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

 

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus

(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

 

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

 

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose
on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

 

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at
6:00 AM because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

 

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay
in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is
budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have
scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,
Aakash
———–

Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format.

Aakash,

 

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row and isn't it just happen while
people entering the class normally sees them.!?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the song, will he/she
stop singing or not ?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside, right ?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents just as a friend?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

8)You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I
come daily to Temple. Don't you know?

(a) Yes
(b) No

 

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not
loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning
of Love.

 

Hope everything is clear to you.
Reshma

Banta wrote a letter to Bill Gates

Sir, I have some questions to ask..
1) The letter in keyboard r not in order, when will u release the
corrected version.

2) There is start button but not stop button, why so?

3) We learnt MS-Word, but when u will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question... y is ur name GATES even though u sell
WINDOWS.

 

A Letter To Santa From His Mom

 

Pyaaaray Puttar Santa,

 

Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last sardar who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.

Your Uncle Jatinder fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned as the couldn't get the gate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

 

Love, Mom

P.S. - I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

 

A Letter From A Filmy Guy

 

Subject: Yeh Prem Patra Padhkar, Tum Naraz Na Hona...

 

Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

 

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

 

My Dear ‘Anamica':

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra' from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan' to you as ‘Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge'. Though I am an ‘Awaara', I am also your ‘Deewana'.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna' to enter ‘Zindagi' as a ‘Priyatama'. Even though I do not have any ‘Sambandh' with you, I still consider you as my ‘Dream Girl' with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka'. There are only ‘Do Raaste' left for me. One is to get your love by ‘Tyag' or to go the ‘Rangeela' way.

Wouldn't you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi' as you are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek'? I also hope that you will ‘Guide' me in ‘Bahar' as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke Liye'.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana' where we will have a ‘Suhana Safar'. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein', our ‘Bandhan' is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor'. I hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand' in ‘Ye Dillagi.'

Aren't you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this ‘Baazigar' be your ‘Boy Friend' and we start ‘Pehli Mohabbat'. This ‘Chahat' is going to lead to a ‘Milan' where you are going to call me everyday for ‘Aao Pyar Karen.'

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge' as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein'? As you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha' and hopefully our ‘Mulakat' will be ‘An Evening in Paris.' ‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!

 

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun...'?

 

Prem Pujaari