TEACHER STUDENT JOKES

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Teacher:"This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: "Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?"
Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"
Student: "America!"
Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"
Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

Teacher: "How do you like your new house?"
Student: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad."

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Pappu : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Pappu : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

Teacher : Pappu, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Pappu!

Teacher : Pappu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Pappu : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Pappu : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher : Pappu, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Pappu : I is...
Teacher : No, Pappu. Always say, "I am."
Pappu : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Pappu : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Pappu : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"