One day elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt... how..???
coz ant was wearing the helmet.

Question: An elephant was standing in a queue.Suddenly he turns back & says something to the ant standing behind him?? Guess what does he say???
Answer.Please do not push me!!

Once an ant whispered something to Elephant. The elephant fainted right away. What did she whisper?
"main tumhare bachay ki maan bananay waali hoon".....

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Shit!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”

Once an ant falls in love with an elephant but ant’s parents refuse to get them marry . tell why?
Because ant’s mother said “Th elephants teeth are sticking out”

Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike...
inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly injured and will be admitted in hospital...
Ant comes running to the doctor saying doctor take my blood its B Positive

Ant: What is your age?
Elephant: My age is 5 years.
Ant: Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant: Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant: Ok
Elephant: What is your age?
Ant: My age is 18 Years.
Elephant: 18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant: Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!

Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks
her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back. While they were travelling, they meet another
elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses,why???
Ans: Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 scooter.

There was an elephant. He was bathing in a pond.
Then an ant came to him and told him to get up!
But the elephant wouldn't.
The ant begged and pleaded...
So the elephant asked the ant why it wanted him to get up.
So the ant told him why. The ant had just wanted to check whether the elephant was wearing its underwear.

Ant and elephant decide to play hide nd seek...
Ant goes out to hide and elephants comes to seek..
Ant runs into the temple to hide,and elephant comes to know...how??
Ants slippers r left outside

A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to
swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come...
how come........
cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress.

Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up.
Q. What did the other ant told her.
Ans. No forget it yaar, he is alone.

Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,
Ant : Hey, why are you running?
Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.
Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.
Elephant : ??!

An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant, the ant said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? - It said "I only gave blood for your operation".

A ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE...
how come.....
cuz the elephant was afraid and he don't wanna to fight.

The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing?
He was the referee.

Once 10 elephants went for a swim in a swimming pool where a video camera was placed uderwater.Normally how many legs should be seen in the camera print?
A. 36(because one was doing a backstroke)

What is worse than boxing with an Elephant ?
Ans: Jogging with a Tortise

What is worse jogging than with a Tortise?
Ans: Arm restling with an Elephant

This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot. The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp. After a while, this ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the matter?"
The elephant answers, "I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do anything to get it out."
The ant says, "Anything? Would you let me make love to you?"
The elephant thought about it for a minute and decided what the heck. How bad could an ant be? So she agreed.
The ant started pulling on the thorn and sure enough, he got it out. True to her word, the elephant laid down on her side and moved her tail out of the way. The ant crawled up and started loving on her.
This monkey was up in a tree watching this. He couldn't quite believe his eyes. He started laughing and rolling around in the tree. Then he knocked a coconut out of the tree that went down and hit the elephant right between the ears.
The elephant moaned loudly from the hit,"Awwoooohhhhh!"
The ant yelled at the top of his voice, "Take it all darling, take it all!!"

There was a football game between a team of elephants and a team of ants.
an ant gets the ball and runs to the goal line, suddenly an elephant stands of the ant and crushes it.
the crowd jump up and start booing the elephant . the ref said to the elephant, "why did you crush that poor little ant?" the elephant said with tears in his eyes, "I only meant to foot trip him"